04 February 2007

Watch out for these bands!!!!


For those people who fear the way “homosexuality invades family life through popular music”, fundamentalist gay-bashing bigot evangelical priest Donnie Davies has the solution. The proud founder of the CHOPS programme (CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE) has kindly released a list of bands that are to be considered ‘dangerous’.

So, friends, for your own sake and for the sake of God, next time you hear Queen, Elton John, The Rolling Stones and Frankie goes to Hollywood, or Frank Sinatra, do remember to cover your ears and say your prayers. Or else you might just begin to have struggles “with undesired same-sex attractions”.

Instead, be humble and do tune into to songs that spread the wonderful message of God’s grace, love and tolerance, like “The Bible Says”:

“God hates a fag.
God hates a fag.
God hates a fag.
If you’re a fag he hates you too.

Read the Bible and you’ll be sure
to enter Heaven, there’s no back door.
Righteous man, get on your knees.
There lies no virtue in sodomy.”

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