Now for those of you wondering about the highlight of this chapter-- ie. Napoleon's dick-- wonder no more. Here are some facts that will make your mind... bulge.
I first heard about it from (yes, surprise) my History teacher at high school. She wasn't called Scarybottom, but was just as mean. She used to be an instructor at the Royal Army (UK), so was obsessed with order and discipline.
After some personal investigation, I came on this site which confirmed that unerected it was "2.54cm long -or one inch". Josephine must have been thrilled~
There's also this site for those bent on wanting to know more about Napoleon's dick ....or perhaps they'll be throbbing to read about the fate of the dicks of other tyrants.
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