"Cum and Swallow"

Must love Dutch TV, especially after 11pm.

Just watched this funny youth-orientated programme called "Spuiten en slikken" (Cum and Swallow) made by popular broadcaster BNN.

What was on the show today?

• Drugs and beer, and how they could improve or hinder your performance in exams.

Cannabis in small doses could make you more efficient, but any more (you should know the limit!) and it could ruin you. Amphetamine, certified by an expert, is a definite no-no before exams.

• How to make a blow-up doll for those who can't afford it.

You need a cushion, four balloons filled with warm water, some lubricant, tape .
Pile the balloons together in one corner of the cushion and wrap the whole thing with tape tightly. There should be a tight opening in the gap between the four balloons. Fill that with some lubes, and voila!

They actually had a man test it behind a screen (they first got a girl to suck his cock so that it would become erect).
Results: Not good.

• Some other facts that you might have missed about sex and drugs:

...Pineapple seems to improve the taste of sperm
... if you drink coke it's also a sort of drug too
...it's a fable that the size of the nose, hands and feet say something about penis size.
... Het een dikke fabel is dat de grootte van de neus, handen en voeten iets zegt over de penis size?
... Italians and Americans score best with an average dick lenght of 9 en 8,8 centimeter
... your brains can shrink if you drink more than 3 to 4 glasses a day or more than 25 glasses a week
...men who cycle a lot have erection problems.
... a person experiences 16hrs of orgasm in his lifetime. Not continuously of course
... XTC stays in blood for maximum of 3 days